Nuisances and Then Some
0 Comments Published by no superman on Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 9:39 PM.
Here are a list of things that irk me...
1. People who are full of themselves: When you talk to these people, all of a sudden you will detact an air of narcissism. You'll find this a lot when talking to frat boys and sorority girls. They have no faults, and the only way is their way. I can barely stand to be among these people. Not only will they exalt themselves in a conversation, sometimes not even with their words but in the nuances of elitism in their speech, but will make you feel like shit in the process. To you, i say... Fuck you. Whoever you think you are, you're not. You're only the shell of a sense of confidence - inside, you're nothing. Your philosophies are not bold or even rational; they're kitch, a cathartic crumble of ideas derived from too many WB primetime dramas. So go fuck yourself - since you love yourself so much.
2. To the skanks: Skanks. It's kind of a broad term. But this goes to the women who flirt for no reason but to make themselves feel better about themselves. You can't spell attention-whore without the word "whore". Why do you do touch me like that? Why do you say such nice things? *Sigh* you probably don't mean it, you're probably got no money left in your LV wallets and need to score a free drink at the bar. Hey, you're resourcefull I'll give you that. Maybe I'm being jew, but the hell- I bought you a drink, at least give me a dance?
No? Hmm, can I touch a boob or two? No?! Hmph, bitch. Oh, there you go asking another man for a drink, what a sucker. I was a sucker. That makes two. Five. Eight. Twelve suckers. Bitch is getting tankedand she's getting a little nasty tonight. Bitch flirts. Bitch drinks. Bitch plays. Bitch crashes. Well, I bought you a drink. No reward? You drank some more and become a skankalicious mess of the night. Law of equivalent trade.
High fives all around!
3. Ugly people: Okay okay, maybe I'm being a bit shallow. But we all have to admit there are uggos out there - and this one's for you. To you uggos. Stop it. For the sake of all that is good in the world, stop it. Don't act like you're hot shit, and don't even talk like you are. You're not. Sure you may have a dynamite personality, but more often than not, you don't show it. You're ugly. And then you emulate the personality of a hottie, which is a bitch personality. But you're not hot, AGAIN you're ugly. So stop being an ugly bitch. An ugly girl with a heart of gold I con tolerate, but an ugly bitch deserves a kick in the teeth.
Hmm, maybe you'll need some reconstructive surgery - but you'll be prettier. And learning from this lesson, you'd have a heart of gold personality, instead of a bitch heart of ice. Win-win.
4. To the talkers: Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Most of the time what comes out of you're mouth is worth its weight in cat poop. Really, you sound like a jackass so stop. But what if you're genuinelya smart guy or girl - still, learn to shut up every once in a while. Let someone else talk. for Christ's sake, be considerate. And sometimes, you'll talk as if you know it all - but you don't. To you I say keep talking, I could use a good laugh.
5. Ho's before bro's: To you, I say she better fucking swallow. And if she doesn't even do any of that for you, and you still ditch out on you're friends. You're a lost cause. What you lost in friendship with your friends, you probably won't even find in this girl you're so self-invested in. For you I feel the most sorry for, because you probably sacrificed your friends and your values for a shot at a girl who will ONLY be your girlfriend, and won't talk be able to talk things objectively about. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you found someone, but at the cost of ditching out on a friend - it's like you said Fuck you! I pick her. Who knows, maybe things will change and you'll come back around.
I wouldn't count on it though - but hey, prove me wrong.
This post was full of pent up - something. And I'm sure I'd find some aspects of these nuisances inside of me everynow and then. But tonight, I figured I'd let it all out.
...I should've went to Japan and the Philippines. Going back to Japan was all I ever wanted for a long time, but I sacrificed it for - nothing. I should've went away. God damn this place. God dammit...
1. People who are full of themselves: When you talk to these people, all of a sudden you will detact an air of narcissism. You'll find this a lot when talking to frat boys and sorority girls. They have no faults, and the only way is their way. I can barely stand to be among these people. Not only will they exalt themselves in a conversation, sometimes not even with their words but in the nuances of elitism in their speech, but will make you feel like shit in the process. To you, i say... Fuck you. Whoever you think you are, you're not. You're only the shell of a sense of confidence - inside, you're nothing. Your philosophies are not bold or even rational; they're kitch, a cathartic crumble of ideas derived from too many WB primetime dramas. So go fuck yourself - since you love yourself so much.
2. To the skanks: Skanks. It's kind of a broad term. But this goes to the women who flirt for no reason but to make themselves feel better about themselves. You can't spell attention-whore without the word "whore". Why do you do touch me like that? Why do you say such nice things? *Sigh* you probably don't mean it, you're probably got no money left in your LV wallets and need to score a free drink at the bar. Hey, you're resourcefull I'll give you that. Maybe I'm being jew, but the hell- I bought you a drink, at least give me a dance?
No? Hmm, can I touch a boob or two? No?! Hmph, bitch. Oh, there you go asking another man for a drink, what a sucker. I was a sucker. That makes two. Five. Eight. Twelve suckers. Bitch is getting tankedand she's getting a little nasty tonight. Bitch flirts. Bitch drinks. Bitch plays. Bitch crashes. Well, I bought you a drink. No reward? You drank some more and become a skankalicious mess of the night. Law of equivalent trade.
High fives all around!
3. Ugly people: Okay okay, maybe I'm being a bit shallow. But we all have to admit there are uggos out there - and this one's for you. To you uggos. Stop it. For the sake of all that is good in the world, stop it. Don't act like you're hot shit, and don't even talk like you are. You're not. Sure you may have a dynamite personality, but more often than not, you don't show it. You're ugly. And then you emulate the personality of a hottie, which is a bitch personality. But you're not hot, AGAIN you're ugly. So stop being an ugly bitch. An ugly girl with a heart of gold I con tolerate, but an ugly bitch deserves a kick in the teeth.
Hmm, maybe you'll need some reconstructive surgery - but you'll be prettier. And learning from this lesson, you'd have a heart of gold personality, instead of a bitch heart of ice. Win-win.
4. To the talkers: Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Most of the time what comes out of you're mouth is worth its weight in cat poop. Really, you sound like a jackass so stop. But what if you're genuinelya smart guy or girl - still, learn to shut up every once in a while. Let someone else talk. for Christ's sake, be considerate. And sometimes, you'll talk as if you know it all - but you don't. To you I say keep talking, I could use a good laugh.
5. Ho's before bro's: To you, I say she better fucking swallow. And if she doesn't even do any of that for you, and you still ditch out on you're friends. You're a lost cause. What you lost in friendship with your friends, you probably won't even find in this girl you're so self-invested in. For you I feel the most sorry for, because you probably sacrificed your friends and your values for a shot at a girl who will ONLY be your girlfriend, and won't talk be able to talk things objectively about. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy you found someone, but at the cost of ditching out on a friend - it's like you said Fuck you! I pick her. Who knows, maybe things will change and you'll come back around.
I wouldn't count on it though - but hey, prove me wrong.
This post was full of pent up - something. And I'm sure I'd find some aspects of these nuisances inside of me everynow and then. But tonight, I figured I'd let it all out.
...I should've went to Japan and the Philippines. Going back to Japan was all I ever wanted for a long time, but I sacrificed it for - nothing. I should've went away. God damn this place. God dammit...
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