Well, it's that time of the year again. December. It's cold outside. Pictures flash through your head of couples holding hands while ice skating or snuggling watching a movie. You gotta admit, winter is a romantic season. Not exactly built to fit single guy's like myself. Being single is one thing, but being single among two or three couples. If that doesn't make you feel like shit, then I don't know what.
So why don't you just not hang around them? That's ridiculous, because these people are my good friends. I shouldn't have to leave their company, right?
So why don't you jsut get a girlfriend? You know what, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to get myself a seasonal girlfriend, just one for the holidays. Just someone to spend time with when everyone else is coupled up like a - a - umm, something that comes in twos - PACK OF REESE's!
But these days, I haven't really put myself out there on the market. I don't even think I know how to talk to a girl anymore. I feel like I need a script or something. You know what I should make, AdLibs for Single guys. It'd be kind of a script, for small talk. Fill in your date's name here. Resturant there. An upcoming summer movie there and - BAM! small talk covered. I think it'd be a great idea, considering that some guys out there fumble with words in front of a girl...
"S-S-So... Umm, do you like... sh-shoes?"
Pathetic. Then again, I'm no ace. I remember back in seventh grade, I did the whole practice run before I called a girl to ask her out. These days, I still run out of things to say. As smart and quick-witted as I am, I still run out of words.
I guess you just got to learn from each round, right? Take what you can and give it another shot next round. Sooner or later, something will happen.
But nothing's gonna happen if you just sit on your keister.
So why don't you just not hang around them? That's ridiculous, because these people are my good friends. I shouldn't have to leave their company, right?
So why don't you jsut get a girlfriend? You know what, that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to get myself a seasonal girlfriend, just one for the holidays. Just someone to spend time with when everyone else is coupled up like a - a - umm, something that comes in twos - PACK OF REESE's!
But these days, I haven't really put myself out there on the market. I don't even think I know how to talk to a girl anymore. I feel like I need a script or something. You know what I should make, AdLibs for Single guys. It'd be kind of a script, for small talk. Fill in your date's name here. Resturant there. An upcoming summer movie there and - BAM! small talk covered. I think it'd be a great idea, considering that some guys out there fumble with words in front of a girl...
"S-S-So... Umm, do you like... sh-shoes?"
Pathetic. Then again, I'm no ace. I remember back in seventh grade, I did the whole practice run before I called a girl to ask her out. These days, I still run out of things to say. As smart and quick-witted as I am, I still run out of words.
I guess you just got to learn from each round, right? Take what you can and give it another shot next round. Sooner or later, something will happen.
But nothing's gonna happen if you just sit on your keister.
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